2005-09-16 - 10:23 a.m.

Hello. So life with a house full of kittens is non stop fun. Seriously they�re mental little things they constantly run and fall over and play fight and aaaaaaaw when you walk into the room they run over to say hi and they crawl all over you and purr�. Really loud purring for such small cuties!!

*melts*

They�re adorable and the more time we have them the more it looks like Gareth can�t bare to give up the boy!! Not that I blame him I mean that is one CUUUUTE little man and as well as that Tara, Myles, Ziggie and of course me are all girls so he feels outnumbered. Gareth keeps picking him up and saying �hello mate� as if they�re buddies and they snuggle on the couch all of the time.. it�s so cute I won�t mind keeping him.

Tonight I go for my last meal with Ali before she goes to London. Andrew is going to take care of her while she settles in down there (he�s also going to marry her he just doesn�t know that yet) I won�t dwell on the going away stuff right now because I�m at work and no doubt I�ll make a long tearful entry when I get home tonight instead! Anybody who reads here who�s in London.. please go check out her diary and make friends.. she�s lovely you need her in your life!

Another friend of mine is very sad at the moment because the ocean has once again reasserted it�s position between them. You know what though? They are strong and they will make it � I just wish it wasn�t so hard for them both!

I�ve swapped lunch today so I�m having mine at 1 instead of 12 � is this too thrilling for you? Am I over-stimulating you (my gosh that sounds rude)

I had a funny moment this morning.. I was just opening up the building and I rediscovered my wedding ring (I always wear it it�s just easy not to always SEE it) I don�t forget I�m married as such it�s just sometimes the MASSIVE importance of it slips by me. On Monday we will have been married for exactly 6 months and been together a whole load longer. It�s been such a long and difficult road and at times I think the last prediction I would have made for this time this year would have been marriage. We just fit so well together that I can�t imagine what I did when for 19 years of my life a HALF of me was missing. It�s just so hard to accept that we�re here� we have struggled with everything while we�ve been together � stability, money it�s stupid to list every problem we�ve had but none of it ever mattered because we had each other and now not only do we have each other� we have money we have stability we have a home we have kittens we have jobs we have friends we have family WE HAVE EVERYTHING!!!

It�s just so overwhelming sometimes! I stood at the blinds for ages staring at my wedding ring and thinking about this � I almost didn�t get my jobs done in time.

Anyway� I don�t like boring you I like making you smile so here is a little something lisa sent me yesterday

How to shower like a woman:

Get in shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Jif.
Get out off shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like A Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Make fart noises ( real or artificial ) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry-off.
Fail to notice water on floor.
Admire knob size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

Gareth so does the whooohoooo except he also does some of the girly things!

Made me smile.. hope it did you too!

Love you all

x x x

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