2006-03-10 - 2:18 p.m.

Other people always take such wonderfully flattering pictures of me don’t you think?

Really though.. I’m just tooo sexy!!!

Understand what I’m saying when I tell you MY photos lie??

No really it’s these ones that lie… for I am the most beautiful of all of the beautifullestests yeah!

Not a lot to say to you really.. this morning Gareth had an absolutely STONKING hard on (or a stiffy as I called it much to his amusement)… and it took me every single piece of my energy not to spend my day sat there instead of at my desk.. I mean really though – like most men he often wakes up with one but THIS WAS MASSIVE and it just wouldn’t go away.

Maybe he has secret viagra stashed somewhere.

I felt like I was wasting it you know what I mean? He felt inconvenienced by it’s presence but I “talked” it into staying all of the way to work *winkwink*.. leaving him to travel home with a massive throbbing purple headed yoghurt squirter for company!! HAHHA

Oh I do so love my hubby (and his willy) He will be arriving to collect me for lunch shortly.. WOOOHOOO!!

No really though…. WOOOOO HOOOOO!

I’m so tired! Isn’t this a great entry? Ugly pics, rambling and vulgar willy talk!!

GO ME

I actually should “go” before you all throw hard objects to make me shut up

HAHAHAHAHA totally unintentional giggling at “hard objects”

Something is VERY wrong with my brain today

I shall leave now before I say something even more childish and you all point and laugh and refuse to be my friends

LOVE YOU

x x x

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