2006-06-19 - 10:36 p.m.
Howdy all – well this week I am running the entire corporate department of my company ON MY OWN!! Now that may not sound a big deal ..and indeed it’s proving to be more rewarding than stressful it just means my days are going quicker, that I’m actually using my brain at work AND I feel like I’m helping people… we all know I’m all about the help!! On the down side of all this goodness it’s too busy for me to leave my desk at any point during the day EVEN to grab a coffee because when I say alone I mean literally… NOBODY to cover the phones while I’m gone – so I’m eating a lot of dry cereal and even though I’m at my desk ALL day I didn’t get a chance to catch up on diaries and such today :O shocking eh? I was doing ACTUAL work and not just losing myself in your worlds – an ENTIRELY new slant to my usual “working” day since I usually get my weeks work done in the first day and then just fight off naughty naughty delegators too lazy to do their own work.
New abouttodropkittensfostercat (who Gareth has named MEG – short for MEGA [as in to follow Marvellous you seeing a theme?]) has STILL not given birth to the new furballfosterbabies – she keeps teasing us by displaying all of the signs that she’s ready but three days later.. she’s still waddling about as fat and fullofkitten as ever.
Eddie Teddy Van Halen is fitting in fabulously with the Williams resident Teenies and has yet to find a visitor to our house who DOESN’T want to take him home – he has MASTERED cuddliness to a degree almost dangerous. He keeps holding people captive on the sofa, unable to resist the squishy purry goddness that is a hug with the teddycat.
Hmmmm surely I have something to say that ISN’T cat related… ooooh yes I dyed my hair… with Henna from lush (les cakas) and it looked great for a few hours and then just completely FADED and lightened which I wasn’t happy about since what I want is DARKER hair if anything I like my hair dark I dislike the way the summer sun makes it a boring mono-toney light brown instead of the deep beautiful mahogany I wish was my hair. (it does look darker in photo’s though in all fairness. It’s not like I didn’t leave the dye for long enough I left it OVERNIGHT.. maybe I left it too long.. oh never mind next time I shall simply LOAD my poor hair follicles with chemicals until it has no choice but to shine with it’s fabulous metallicy RED DARK DEEPEST BROWN niceness!! Stupid hair I don’t know why I even try to be nice to it – it’s all falling out anyway and it’s all thin and lank (but also frizzy) and stupid hairdressers cut it wrong and blah bleh graaaarrrgh etc!
Last night I slept for three hours before it was time to get up for work and I have had an absolutely stonking MOFO suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun Bitch of a headache bashing against my skull all day long so THAT shall be my excuse for todays special edition of my rambly crapness!!
In other notcat related news – No really I have none my whole world is felines at the moment – beautiful fluff-shedding pooing machines that they are. If it gets any worse I’ll start writing in catspeak meow meow mew mew mew meow meeeeooooow hisssssss mew – which roughly translated means I LOVE YOU OH SWEETEST DIARYLAND CHUMS YOU ROCK MY SOCKS (I wanted to say buddies instead of chums but I’m a little shakey on the translation)
MOO YOU ARE TALKING BOLLOCKS JUST SHUSH AND END THE ENTRY….
I’m sorry I’m really very tired and we have company so I’m actually being rude enough to have a conversation while I type this – queen of etiquette I am (he’s actually Gareths guest really it’s just they’ve chosen to sit where I am – the least comfortable room in the house incidentally – to have their convo here) LOOK BOYS I’m TYPING ABOUT YOU LOOK CALLING YOU NAMES AND EVERYTHING WOOOHOO OVER HERE haha Gareth stood up just then and looked at the screen like he’d heard.
I actually DID have more stuff to tell you but I’m in a weird spacey silly random state of utter tiredness and the headache is eating what little sense I have left and making me just type crap – in fact it’d probably be more enriching an experience for you if I just MASHED the keyboard with my head for a while:
Ghdfghjdfruisevuilbbvuailnwibuaisvobvyuaarvjklbuavsil
HAHAHAH see now normal people would just have done that with their hands for the comedy effect of it seeming like it was their head but not me… Gareth just walked into the room to see me actually picking up the keyboard and MASHING it onto my head …and now I can’t stop laughing.
Time for bed methinks
Love you all SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU CAN KNOW
lovelovelove
x x x
PS – I remembered the other notcatthing I have decided (after the ranting in the last entry) that I will start a GODBLOG so that you may all be safe from my Godgushyjesuslovingbablings (though you’re invited to share them if you wish) and also it means I can write more freely and I’ll only be giving people I REALLY trust access to it. OR I was thinking I might set up a prayer blog… a community one… sort of like unsentletter and postsecret but for prayers… where people can anonymously say what they like to God but in a way that shares it with others and leaves it open for input… I don’t know just some ideas I’m toying with.
AND I also want to say that it is taking me ALL of my willpower not to take the pics of me down and replace them with cat ones.. but I have had a few people wanting to know why I’d stopped with pics of me… I know it makes me more real when you can see me (I LOVE it when people post pics of themselves in their diaries) but it took me a good 4000000000 photo’s to get even this low standard… I’m just having a not at all friends with my appearance phase.. it will pass in time but until then don’t be mean to me I’m too weak and pathetic to take it.
Lovelovelove
x x x
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