THE-MOO... because... you NEED it!!!

2005-07-06 - 9:02 p.m.

So..... Who is "THEMOO"

I am! Me!! this ridiculous specimen right here!

Until recently.. My name was Mandy Price.

I am 22

I think only 6 people know my ACTUAL weight

I like to put ACTUAL in the middle of sentences to stress things

My favourite colour is green

I love

The above sentence is not incomplete it's just a simple fact about me.. it's what I do.. some people sing, some dance, some earn huge amounts of money.. ME? I love!

I am 5' 2"

I had braces from the ages of 17 - 19

Because of that I still find smiling with my teeth showing a novelty so I do it A LOT!!

One of the things I like most about having my own house is that I can go to the toilet and leave the door open

This is mostly because I really am THAT lazy!

People don't realise just HOW lazy I am.. except Gareth haha who is continually driven to despair by it!

I have a group of best friends rather than one single one though I'm still convinced I love them more than anyone has ever loved any friedn ever before... they're THAT great!

I talk to myself and to innanimate objects

I have a degree in drama

My parents are divorced

My dad remarried this year not long after me and he has 3 children with hsi wife (not SINCE the wedding haha)

I LOVE BEING A BIG SISTER - and I would willingly give my life for my babies!

I truly believe that without music the world would die

Reading is one of my favourite things in the world

Eating is another favourite thing of mine

Eating WHILE reading make me want to fill my pants with sex wee

HAHAHA I am laughing OUTLOUD at how vulgar that was and wondering if I should delete it

Gareth was the 6th person I'd ever slept with

I've now slept with 7

I have never cheated on anyone in my entire life ever! i've not even considered it.

I have been cheated on A LARGE number of times

I want a tatoo but I know I'd hate it when I'm old and wrinkly- I'm considering a 7 year one.

GOD IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.. not in a horrible higher power that gives me loads of rules kind of way but because I truly belive that he cares for me and wants to be my friend

that should really have gone at the top of the list

shall we analyse that??? hmmm?

I have a warped sense of humour and a lot of people just DON'T get it

get-it is a code word in my friendship group for sex.. haha

Toilet humour still cracks me up

I make a lot of typos... and I don't bother correcting them HA!

I have an IQ of 136

I think IQ tests are completely culturally biased and innacurate!

I cry at things that are cute

My musical tastes are wide and varied.. this seems to surprise people!

Even in the depths of utter misery little things like a nice note or a funny text can completely alter my attitude and put me back on track

I am always doing two at least two things at any given time... even if Im reading.. I'm also listening to the radio or maybe dancing or eating.. not because I have a wonderful talent for multi tasking more because I have a short attention span

I am in AWE of the whole world.. I think I can find beauty in just about everything

Someone once told me they wished they would see the world through my eyes for a second and experience my childlike faith and hope in all things good - I hugged them a lot after that and offered them my eyes if they could get them out

People don't take to me until they know me.. I don't know what it is but I'm not someone people instantly like.. I have to love them into submission first! HAHA!

I play the trombone

I used to rock climb a lot and I miss it!

I LOVE HORSES and all things connected to them. I was once told I could be a brilliant dressage rider but I couldn't afford to be part of that world. My lifes ambition is to own a horse I find them so captivatingly beautiful and strong and wise. No seriously I know I should ahve grown out of it.. but I never did... if any of you have a horse you need cleaning mucking out training excercising.. I will do it completely free of chanrge!

I am insecure

I lived most of my life in one of the scummiest council estates in the area.

I now live in an upcoming (but still common and scabby for now) area of Gateshead.

I LOVE my house and it i the first time ever that I have been proud of my home

Lisa just bought a house not even 2 minutes from mine

I have been friends with lisa since we were 3

I used to be in a coven

Of the 5 funerals I've been to in my life 3 of them were people my age

Sometimes I cry at other peoples pain - people I've never met

I sometimes lie awake at night wondering if I died tomorrow if everyone I love would know just how much... it panics me that they might not so I try to tell them how great they are all of the time

I LOVE horses (the best of all the animals I loves horses they're my friends) haha

I also love that song I just plagerised from the cheesey ad

Ellie and I sing this song a lot.. but not always about horses

this list is really long

I will write more later!

This is later and here is "some more" I am aware that some points here are repeated but I wrote this from work and will merge the two later

I have two sugars in my coffee

I also have two sugars in my tea

Sometimes I feel guilty about having them in tea and have none so it�s always better to ask me first

I have an overactive imagination

I am medically overweight

I used to sing a lot at school but I appear to be unable to sing in tune anymore

When I�m alone I sing my arse off regardless of how bad it sounds.

I am very patient with people and animals

I have absolutely NO patience with machines and have been known to swear, smash and then cry like an idiot when things won�t do what I�m asking.

Recently my doctor told me I suffer from tinnitus and while I can�t see how on earth I can have caused this it does explain the constant noise in my head.

I am hungry right now

It�s pretty much guaranteed that t any given time if you offer me food I will take it.

I don�t like to eat in front of people I don�t know because I feel illogically convinced that they�re thinking I�m a fat pig and shouldn�t be eating.

I know the above thought is ridiculous

I am claustrophobic

Not many people realise that I am claustrophobic because I am very good at hiding my panic (I learned to do that because I find loss of control extremely embarrassing)

I want a tattoo but I know I�d hate it when I�m old and wrinkled

If I had a tattoo it would be the word chosen written in Hebrew somewhere on my body � because I quite like the idea of being marked for Jesus.. I know that�s weird!

Currently I wear a size 8 on top and a 14 on the bottom

I HATE that I am so out of proportion

People fascinate me � their behaviour their opinions even their looks!

My memories are heavily triggered by sounds and smells

I very rarely post pictures of me without makeup on

You�d be shocked at how much worse I look without eye makeup!

I don�t look the same in real life as I do in photographs

I am useless in social situations unless Alison or Gareth are with me.

Once people know me they don�t believe that I am shy

New people always think I�m stuck up

I�m not stuck up I lived on a council estate and am as common as they come

I am good at bringing other shy people out of their shell

When I�m angry I mutter under my breath without even realising sometimes

I like to talk problems through thoroughly

I LOVE children

I don�t like plastic surgery.. I would object to it.. but I want it so badly

If I insult the way a woman looks.. it means I am madly uncontrollably jealous

I am a very jealous person

I really don�t like being jealous it makes me feel petty and unlikable I�m working on it and I�m a lot better than I was.

My dad was a miner (as was his dad and his dads dad and so on)

I remember the miners strikes and the redundancies

Because of the above two points I have an instinctive HATRED for Margaret Thatcher (though as I grow up I can see some of the things she did were good � it KILLED me to write that)

My maiden name is welsh as is my married one

I�ve never been to Wales

I agonise over my relationship with food � very few people know that.

I am the oldest of 5 children � I am happy to be the oldest and I couldn�t love my siblings more if I tried

I am not the tallest of the 5 children

I cry very easily

I LOVE directing more than I love acting

They wouldn�t let me do the directing module on my degree course (because it wasn�t relevant � BUT THE DANCE CLASS DID IT!!!! AND I WAS A DRAMA STUDENT GRRR GRRRR GRRRRRRR!!!)

My degree course was a joke

If you total up my marks I got a 1:1 (the highest of British degree classifications)

An assignment of mine went missing (a modules worth) and I consequently had my degree mark dropped

I am STILL fighting to get my deserved mark back!

I LOVED school!!!

From nursery all the way up to the end of my GCSE�s I never missed a single day of school � for illness or otherwise! Then in Christmas before my GCSE�s I got chicken pox and wasn�t ALLOWED to go to school!! I WAS DISTRAUGHT!! Haha

I have been considered an underachiever for my entire life.

This makes me angry because if anyone else gets A�s they get praised when I got them I was told I didn�t try and I could do better (I resent it because it�s true and I am lazy)

I worry that my laziness has decreased my intelligence and now I daren�t try hard in case I fail so I opt for the safety of mediocrity.

I DID however try hard for my degree� I WORKED MY ARSE OFF � it proved pointless as I can�t have a certificate with my true grade on.

I prefer the winter to summer � not so much because I would rather be cold but because I find it easier to make myself warm than to cool myself off.

I have a birthmark in a really obvious place but that people never notice until they�re known me a while

Go have a look at a picture of me� it�s on my forehead on my right hand side.

It has never bothered me and I don�t want it removed!

It DOES bother me when people call it a mole because it isn�t and I think moles are ugly. When people refer to it as a Mole I think about having it removed!

I started wearing glasses last year

I had fixed braces from the ages of 17 � 19 (yes when I met Gareth I HAD BRACES) I hated them but I�m glad I had them when I was older because by then I didn�t know anybody immature enough to mock me � except myself!

After you wear fixed braces you are given a retainer while they set� my bottom one smashed and I couldn�t afford another one and I lost the top one during a drunken night out (presumably down some U-bend in Newcastle�s Sea nightclub)

Losing my retainers meant I have gaps in my teeth that never closed up

I don�t care about the gaps in my teeth I would rather have false teeth than go through the pain of braces again.

I am 5� 2 (and a half) inches

I am surprised by how many other people are EXACTLY the same height (with the half inch and everything)

I like being short and I�ve never wanted to be taller.

I prefer coins to notes (in terms of cash)

I think that comes from being a student and NEEDING change for the metro

I don�t shower as much as I should

I really like Marrowfat Peas on toast!!!

People who say that�s minging are usually people who�ve never thought to try it!

I love mittens

I love toe socks

My little brother used to say I was backwards because my socks had fingers and my gloves didn�t. Hand socks and Foot gloves!

I have had the same email address since the first time I ever used email when I was 15.

It is the middle name of one of my ex boyfriends along with the year I was born (the x donated my one of his middle names because he had two � the other one was Christopher)

People seem shocked that I would keep this email since it has an X�s name in but it�s the one I�ve had forever and I don�t want to lose touch with anyone � plus he and I are friends and he doesn�t think it�s weird.

I do have another email address� but it is just a forward to the original one!! Haha

This list is veeery boring?? I wonder if anyone will read this far.

I�m only writing this much because I am so very bored at work.

My work is more boring than this list

I LOVE STRIPEY TIGHTS

I have always lived in the North East of England

I love where I live

My Stepmother is only 10 years older than me.

When I met my stepmother she was younger than I am now!

I find intelligence and humour sexy � the whole world can consider someone ugly but they make me laugh or show their intelligence to me and I am all happy In my pants!!

I love geekiness!!

I don�t bite my nails� I chew and pick the skin around them though

I wish I could speak another language fluently

Gareth and I plan to live in America for at least a year because the music scene is so much better there.

We also want to live in either France or Spain for a while too

I�m not sure I could bare it if I didn�t take our whole group with us

When I was younger I was the pickiest eater in the world

Gareth used to make me stuff without asking whether I wanted any and since I was too polite to just not eat it after he�d made it � I tried and LOVED all sorts of new things.

I blame Gareth for the two stone I have put on in the past 4 years. (28 pounds I think)

Really I should blame my own laziness!

x x x

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