2006-04-13 - 1:52 p.m.

Today I would like to bring to you the most important plee that I have ever made - some of you will know my friend Adele And some of you won't but most of you will have heard me lament about how sad she is and how much I want to make her life better.

Still with me?

good!

Now Adele has men come and go from her life regularly - not just men actually her entire life has been unstable and scary and she's never had much chance to feel secure HOWEVER.. one friend has stuck by her through it all...

TED

and he needs your help!!

Come on MOOLINGS.. do it.. DO IT..

FOR TED!!

[copied from adele's diary]

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT APPEAL ON BEHALF OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. THIS APPEAL IS HIS ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL IN THIS CRUEL HEARTLESS WORLD.... THIS IS FOR MY TED!!

AS YOU CAN SEE HE IS VERY ILL, HIS MAKESHIFT BODY HAS FALLEN TO PIECES AND HIS TUMMY IS NOW HANGING OUT. PLEASE I AM URGING YOU TO RECRUIT UR NANS, AUNTS, MUMS, SISTERS AND URSELVES AND HELP TO KNIT TED A NEW BODY SO I CAN STICH HIS HEAD TO IT!! AS IT HAS FALLIN OFF HIS CURRENT BODY...

:-(

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP HIM LIVE THE FULL LIFE HE DESERVES- HE IS ONLY 23 YEARS OLD AND I WANT HIM TO BE WITH ME FOR THE REST OF MINE.... HIS MEASUREMENTS ARE

ARMS 2 1/2 INCHES
LEGS 5 INCHES
BODY 4 INCHES
LENGTH 9 INCHES

THESE ARE ROUGH MEASUREMENTS DONE WITH A RULER BUT ALL SIZES AND SHAPED WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED! PLEASE JOIN THE APPEAL AND FIND SOMEONE TO KNIT HIM A NEW BODY!!!! PLEASE

LOVES LOVES LOVES
XXXX

DELI AND TED

You heard the girl... Go drag people off the streets recruit everyone you know.. just GET HELP!!

TED NEEDS YOU!!

x x x

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